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Comedy Queens

10. Latrice Royale

Any fan of Drag Race loves Latrice. Her big boisterous laugh and her charm will turn any doubter to a fan. Whenever she is on camera, a smile is permanently planted on my face. She’s doesn’t play games which I respect and she can also turn a bitch out and read you to filth if she has to.

9. Alyssa Edwards

Alyssa is one of those queens that doesn’t try to be funny.  No matter what she does I’m laughing, I’m not sure if its with her or at her yet, but I’ll let you know when I’m not rolling on the floor over her mannerisms and her one-liners.

8. Tammie Brown

This bitch is crazy and I love it. I’m not sure if she’s all there but I’m tuning in and watching. Literally everything that comes out of her mouth is pure gold. Watch the video and then hit repeat, cause I can’t make this shit up, haa.

7. Pandora Boxx

Pandora was one of the first camp queens to take part of Drag Race. Pandora is naturally funny, with her stand up, Carol Channing impressions, and parody music videos. It was no surprise that Pandora made the number 7 spot.

6. Detox

Detox, a friend of William’s, is a natural comedy queen. Her remarks can sometimes come off as harsh, but it’s all done in fun. Everyone needs to learn to not take themselves so seriously and Detox can definitely the queen to help you poke fun at yourself.

5. Manlia Luzon

Manila is one of those physical comedy queens; she is always crossing her eyes, making a funny face, or throwing her limbs all over the place. She does go that extra mile to make sure you laugh, however, sometimes it does go a little bit too far. But her wit and sharp commentary, it more than makes up for it.

4. Alaska

Coming in at the number 5 spot is Alaska, I’ve already expressed in my earlier blogs the love I have for this queen. She is a little of a mess, but one hell of a funny queen. She knows how to stand right up against the line but never cross it. A technique I need to learn pretty soon, haa.

3. Jujubee

Juju may have the one of the best one-liners ever in drag race history, “Tyra was your barbeque canceled? Because your grill is fucked up,” Haa. Juju is very catty, but never a bitch. I’m not sure how she’s mastered that technique yet, but she’s gotta let me know. You never find yourself getting mad at her, because you know she isn’t ever being spiteful or rude. Your always on her side laughing.

2. Jinkx Monsoon

Jinkx is one of the few queens that can actually act. Her performances are always spectacular and she has the best facial expressions. She acts with her whole body and puts thought into all of her work. She is always prepared and just naturally a comical queen.

1. Willam

There is no surprise that Willam is on the top of the list here, I mean did you read my other posts? I love Willam because she’s dirty, has no boundaries and is a huge camera whore. I feel that Willam is a combination of all the hot mess starlets put together, looking at you Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. But at least you know with Willam that she does it for the shock factor and publicity, being a huge pop culture junkie/addict myself, I find that Willam is the perfect drug.

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Someone Really Needs to Fix this Mic

Felt a little uncomfortable with the first song I posted? You haven’t seen anything yet. The next song I bring you is by two contestants from RuPaul’s Drag Race, Willam (Season 4), Detox (Season 5), and their friend Vicky Vox. Ok, before we start, it’s time to remove the children, parents, and clergy from the room because you are about to hear the most hilarious and raunchy song ever. The song is a spoof of the Alicia Key’s semi-hit (not really, it sucks), ‘Girl on Fire’ as you can tell I’m totally into that song. Sidebar: It’s time to pack up your bags and head home Alicia, no one here finds you interesting. Sorry to the 13 Alicia Keys fans out there, but it’s all about Ms.Aguilera. Well any who, time to focus back on the topic. Willam the main singer in the video has a pretty successful as a drag queen on the big and little screen. Some of the shows he’s been on are Nip/Tuck, The New Normal, and Criminal Minds to name a few, if you don’t believe me check out his wikipedia page, it’s stacked. Or as Willam would put it, “I’m a successful drag queen, not some bitch who has to show for a dollar” and “I didn’t come up through the club system, I’m an actor, I’ve done tv, film, Sex in the City, District, Criminal Minds…” Willam is a name-droppin, lable-lovin’ whore, (whore in the good way of course, haa) with no apologies and I love that about her.
So you better get in line cause I’m next on Willam’s best friend list o-kayyyyyyy. So back to the song, back up vocals are sung by Detox and Vicky and they both are hilarious in the video. I don’t wanna give too much away, just watch: Oh yeah, obviously this video is NSFW and deals with the sexual frustration of one guy, Enjoy.

Tell me about what you thought about the video. Did I go to far? (No, I didn’t) Do you want more? And is it stuck on repeat for you like it was the first time. And yeah, about 2 million views were from me alone. “That boy is a bottom, (bottom, bottom).”

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