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The Tale of Alyssa Edwards and Coco Montrese

If you’ve been keeping up with Season Five of Rupaul’s Drag Race, then you are probably annoyed that I’m even doing a post about these two queens. But with all the camera time these two hoes got, how couldn’t I?

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From episode one these girls were at each other’s necks. Check out their reactions when they realized that they would be competing against each other. DRAMA BOMB! (Special thanks to worldofwonder.net and logotv.com for the video.)

The rivalry between the two seemed a little bit artificial and became stale very quickly. I was bored with the two before episode two even aired. But as time went on so did the feud. It seemed like the producers were scrambling for something to put on the air and unfortunately for us, this was the best they could do. Their fights were sporadic and way too intense to be believable. Also, their fights were affecting some of the other girls and their performances. Granted it is a competition and everyone should be focusing on themselves but these two were out of hand. Don’t get me wrong, I love drama and a good screaming match here and there, but this nonsense had to stop. Luckily in tonight’s episode one of the girls finally sashayed away, but was it the right one? (We’ll get into that in a bit)

For all you bad queens that have no idea what I’m talking about, one, shame on you and two, here’s a Rucap.

My Interpretation:
Alyssa and Coco are both pageant queens and competed against each other in numerous pageants. Even though they were competitors, they formed a friendship that eventually turned into a shit show. Alyssa and Coco were both in the running for 2010’s Miss Gay America. Aylssa was crowned the winner but didn’t live up to her contractual duties so the runner up, Coco, had to take over and Alyssa was stripped of her title, oh snap! Alyssa’s mad and feels betrayed, while Coco feels that the public thinks she stole the title from Alyssa. Lame right? With moments like these, I feel like some people never leave high school.

Entertainment Weekly’s

With all that said, when the bottom two was revealed in tonight’s episode, it left everyone gagging; mainly in relief that one of these bitches was finally going home and we’d finally find out who was the better queen. It was both their third time in bottom and one of them wasn’t gonna make it. Check out the fierce lip-sync for yourself:Here.

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Who did you think deserved to go home?

Personally, I’m not a fan of Coco, I find her very manipulative, close-minded, and just a bitch and not in the good way. But unfortunately, Ru saw something more in Coco than Alyssa and sent Alyssa packing. It’s a sad day in the drag world, granted Alyssa wasn’t going to win, but she still was an amazing queen. She always tried her hardest and fell short a couple of times, but she never gave up. Plus she gave us some of the best sound bites from the show. I’m gonna miss that bitch.

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RuCap: Episode 8: Scent of a Drag Queen

I’m back, YAYYY! Ok, get over it and let’s get down to business: Episode 8 of RuPaul’s Drag Race. With Last week non-elimination, we are still with the top 7 girls. Roxxxy Andrews and Alisa Edwards were given another chance to prove themselves after failing to impress during the RuPaul Roast. This episode was entitled ‘Scent of a Drag Queen’ where in the main challenge the girls had to write, produce, and direct their own fragrance commercial for perfumes that they made. But before all that fun and some hot messes, sorry Ivy Winters, RuPaul had a jaw dropping mini-challenge memory game, probably one of Ru’s best ideas ever. The game was called “Whatcha Packin” Where the girls had to match up pairs of underwear worn by some fine ass guys, I could go on and on about how delicious and ‘Emmy Worthy’ this mini-challenge was but I think I’m gonna let my home gurrrl, BigGalReviews off of youtube, talk about it and its wonderfulness: (Fast-forward to 4:45, to get to the juicy details)

Here’s a little sneak peak of what we’ve been going gaga over, curiosity of Logotv.com and lipsyncforyourlife.tumblr.com: Whatcha Packin

Now gurrls, pick up those jaws off of the ground and focus. I’m not sure if I’d wanna win this mini challenge, if I were in those gurrl’s shoes, I’d keep on getting it wrong and watch the boys drop trou, over and over and over and over again, until I was satisfied, haaa. Those gurls have been locked up for each other for eight weeks and I know that they’ve been buggin’ for some men, or let’s just face it, a nice fuck, haa.

After all that hotness was through, I know I was thirsty for a big tall glass of…water, with a side of cock of course. Haa. With this main challenge, some of the girls hit this challenge out of the water: Alask, Jinkx, and Detox. While some of the pageant girls struggled (no surprise here) Alyssa and Coco. Here’s the best commercial of the night and the challenge winner Alsaka:

I feel that some of these girls take some of the challenges too seriously, for one you’re a man in a dress, ham it up, have some fun. Alaska might of known 100% what she was doing but boy did the bitch deliver.

But there was one queen that seemed to have more trouble than others, Ivy Winters. Ivy is a great and beautiful queen but when it comes to her personality she seems to fall flat. I don’t know if she is a bitchy queen, a fashionista, or something in between. Ivy is just a nice girl who’s time on the show was unfortunately up. She didn’t bring any added drama nor did she want to. Ivy was a pretty zen queen and she was nice, unfortunately nobody has time for that shit. We were halfway through the competition and dull queens just have to go. Nobody wants to see all the girls get a long and help each other until Ru crowns one of them as the winner. We wanna see shade being thrown, girls getting called out, and please, oh gay Gods please, a girl get hit in the face with a glass full of vodka. Don’t get me wrong, I would have loved to see the ‘orange orangutan’ CoCo go home but the producers aren’t idiots they are gonna milk out the drama between her and Alyssa out until they have to lip-sync against each other. So unfortunately for the very pretty and nice Ivy Winters to Sashay away. The one thing that I’m gonna miss about Ivy is the way that Ru says her name in every episode, it was one of the highlights of the season. Gotta love that bitch Ru, “Ivvyyyyyy Wiiiinterrrrrsssss”

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Now that you know what happened, can we talk about that lip sync between Roxxxy and Alyssa? SICKENING HUN-TEE! When Roxxy took of her wig and revealed…her other wig, I died. I was gagging every second of the performance. But that didn’t stop Alyssa from doing her own thang too. Dropping to the floor and swiffering the stage with her tuck, haaa. I dare you to disagree, I mean check it out for yourself biiiitch.
And the icing on the cake were Ru and Michelle’s reactions.

They. were. priceless. Can I get an Amen?

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Once again Ru Steals the show.

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